"FBI recieved credble report that William Shatner may resume singing career; National Guard on alert." -- Fuckedworld

"I'm not a trendy asshole. Do what I want, do what I feel like. I'm not a trendy asshole. Don't give a fuck if it's good enough for you, 'cause I'm alive." -- The Offspring

"As soon as you're born, you start dying. So you might as well have a good time." -- Cake

"Beware the advice of successful people; they do not seek company." -- Scott Adams

"...Now I'm older and I feel like I could let some of this anger fade. But it seems the surface I am scratching is the bed that I have made" -- Staind